favorite scallison moments - requested by mattscaroline
Stiles: “They’re killing virgins.”
Me: “I’ve read this fuck-or-die fanfic so many times, and it always ends the same way for you, buddy.”
and when she was happy, so was I
so this is basically what i’m getting from these new episodes
Let’s get real, if I were gonna bang anyone on Teen Wolf, it would be THIS GUY:
1. Teens on the show: ugh, gross, they would be terrible, all jackrabbit humping and Axe.
2. Papa Stilinski might cry.
3. Derek Hale would DEFINITELY cry and would also probably play Your Body is A Wonderland on repeat.
4. Look at this guy. He goes downtown. He goes uptown. He goes on the cross town bus and then gets a transfer so he can take the express. He was super in love with his wife and made crazy love to her constantly and she does not strike me as a lady who is easily pleased and what I’m saying is fffffffffffffff, leg holster me on it. Deep-v-neck me on it.
just imagine scott and isaac getting hot and heavy and isaac gets scott all worked up and then just stops and scott’s like YO WTF and isaac’s like
it looks like you need some help with that
maybe you should call in some real help
then he puts on his scarf and walks out
Just gotta drop something off first.
we must be killers