you either loved the catcher in the rye with a burning passion and it touched your soul and holden caulfield was you in high school or you despised that book and threatened to burn it and holden caulfield was a whiny little bitch there’s literally no in between
(via caffrin25)
The Monstrous Summer 24 hour All-Nighter has officially begun!
(via disneyforeverlives)
“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”
Oh my GOD
I HAD NO IDEA I NEEDED THIS
I FEEL REALLY THREATENED BY THIS
(via olanzapine)
realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
(via jalonzo)
(via chanaandlerbong)
“When they were little girls, they decided that they would be best friends forever. A whale never forgets a promise.” -Anneliese Juergensen
(via lehayed)
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
softly
because i like you
(Source: els3n, via loveand-squalor)
(Source: thestrawberryswings, via cigarettegirl)
I get to have breakfast with Kylie tomorrow :’)
i miss her
Who wants to help me study anatomy *suggestive eyebrow wiggle*
ME!
but don’t you have your own finals to study for?
I'm Kelsey. I constantly am mistaken for a 12 year-old and I get emotionally involved in TV shows and movies.
